Level 1 Clearance confirmed
| Name | Full Name | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Grumio | Grumio Grumio | Alive |
| Physical Characteristics |
|---|
| The most handsome man alive, has a level XL gyatt |
| Personality |
| Has at least MMMDCCCLXXXVIII rizz |
| Comment by Grumio |
| I am the goat |
Level 2 Clearance confirmed
Progress: 0%
Location: unknown
Progress: 0%
Location: unknown
Level 3 Clearance confirmed
| HQ Number | Location | CEO |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], Roma, Italia | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] Regulus [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] |
| 2 | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], Antiochia ad Orontem, Syria | Aksajus [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] (formerly [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], stand-in for [REDACTED FOR SECURITY]) |
| 3 | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], Alexandria, Aegyptus (inactive) | |
| 4 | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], Syracusae, Sicilia | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] Eutychus [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] (stand-in for [REDACTED FOR SECURITY]) |
| 5 | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], Byzantium, Bithynia et Pontus | Julius Nemarus [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] |
| 6 | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], Lugdunum, Gallia Lugdunensis | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] |
| 7 | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], Carthago, Africa | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] |
| 8 | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], Londinium, Brittania | Lucius Marcius Memor, Tiberius [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] (co-officers) | 9 | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY], Athens, Achaia | [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] Hermogenes [REDACTED FOR SECURITY] |
Level 4 Clearance confirmed
Ingredients:
- Yellowcake
- Nitric acid
- Ammonia
- Hydrogen gas
- Hydrofluoric acid
- Fluorine gas
- [REDACTED FOR SECURITY]
- Nitroglycerin
Equipment:
- A box with a big tank and 1 input tube and 2 output tubes (1 coming from the top and 1 coming from the bottom of said tank) and pumps on said tubes and can spin really fast and create an air current within said tank
- A air-tight and radiation-blocking box with an opening that you can stick a tube from the centrifuge into (the radiation-blocking bit isn't needed if you're not scared of cancer)
- [REDACTED FOR SECURITY]
- A box that can shoot out neutrons at relavistic speeds
Procedure:
1. Dissolve yellowcake in nitric acid
2. Extract the nitrate formed
3. Mix nitrate with ammonia, then hydrogen gas, then the acid, then fluorine gas
4. Pump the product into the centrifuge
5. Stick the tube that came from the top of the tank into the air-tight box, making sure that said air-tight-and-radiation-blocking box is still actually air-tight and can still block radiation
6. If you have multiple centrifuges, stick their enriched output tubes into the same box
7. [REDACTED FOR SECURITY]
8. Use the neutron-shooting box to shoot neutrons at the pure uranium. DO NOT go overload with this. A handful of the product is enough unless you want to die
9. Surround the product with nitroglycerin
10. Create a fuse to give you time to run the hell out
11. Light the fuse
12. Get a chariot and GET YOUR ASS THE F*CK OUT OF YOUR CITY
8. Once it blows, you're gonna have the Roman legions on your tail, so good luck 👍
Level 5 Clearance confirmed. Welcome, Overseer
All SCP-001 Proposals
Item #: SCP-001-QIU
Object Class: Apollyon Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to its size, SCP-001-QIU cannot be contained. The present incarnation of SCP-001-QIU and its 'family' is to be monitored at all times. The anomaly's place of living and place of education should be continually monitored and if necessary,
destroyed with a 1-kiloton nuke hidden on the grounds. The anomaly's dietary, mental and physical habits should be monitored and changed to make sure it stays obese and of below-average intelligence. To prevent the anomaly developing knowledge on its true identity, it is to be given 1 Class A Amnestic every month.
Should this change, the Administrator and O5 Council must be contacted immediately and Procedure ZMAK is to be commenced, as this may constitute the beginning of a XK-Class End of the World Scenario
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Due to the discovery of SCP-001-QIU-J, SCP-001-QIU is to be kept under greater surveillance and a kiloton nuke is to always be ready to commence Procedure ZMAK. SCP-001-QIU-J is to be under the same 'surveillance-by-nuke' as SCP-001-QIU.
Description: SCP-001-QIU is a entity that has mentioned as far back as 5000 BCE by Middle Eastern, South Asian, and Mesoamerican cultures. The anomaly is commonly depicted as a deity of greed and/or destruction, including the Babylonian god ########, Ba'al Zebub, the Biblical embodiment of gluttony, and the children-eating Carthaginian deity ########.
Signs of SCP-001-QIU incarnating has appeared as far back as #### BCE
Notable iterations:
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Iteration: SCP-001-QIU-1 Notable events: Approximately ## years after iteration incarnated, combat with SCP-001-CLEF was initiated. The resulting battle destroyed the majority of the Middle East and formed the Sahara and Arabian deserts as well as the Strait of Gibraltar, creating the Mediterranean Sea and was most likely the source of the Noachian flood Duration: 2## years |
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Iteration: SCP-001-QIU-13 Notable events: The biggest iteration so far, over 300 kilometres wide. Detonated after 5 hours and created the Sea of Japan Duration: 5 hours |
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Iteration: SCP-001-QIU-36 Notable events: Merged with SCP-882 and became THE BROKEN GOD Duration: # years |
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Iteration: SCP-001-QIU-42 Notable events: Smallest iteration on record, first with two bodies Duration: ongoing |